Monday, December 15, 2008

Singapore Airlines.........

Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable ' leng chais'(handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As 'concerned' (more like 'kay-poh') parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience.

So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......'Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code-name to describe your 'experiences' .

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.

Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine.

They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED.

They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. 'Ah! here it is!', exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was... 'BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY'. Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. 'NESCAFE'. So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. 'Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'. Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella.

The Ngs became worried.

Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs.! Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was 'SINGAPORE AIRLINES'.

Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. 'Ah! Here it is!' Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ..THUMP!!!. ..she fell off her chair. The motto was ...'7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP'.


Lee said...

Jasmine, you are horribly, HILARIOUS!!
Love it....
You keep well and have a great week...anything exciting in Penang? Ha ha. Lee.

eastcoastlife said...

Woo hoo!!

Congrats to Singapore Airlines! You are da bomb! hahaha....

Anonymous said...

That's a good one...really amusing just reading it.

Kess And Her Mama said...

What a laugh!

Kok said...

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Sweet Jasmine said...

Hi Lee, This will put a smile on your face. Penang is still a food and shopping paradise.

Sweet Jasmine said...

Eastcoastlife - SIA got its name long for a good laugh!

Sweet Jasmine said...

ck lam - Anything can be turn into a real joker nowadays...

Sweet Jasmine said...

Kess & mama - Bring your smile, keeps you young..

Sweet Jasmine said...

Kok - Yeah, everything is possible whichever way you want it to be...ha.ha

Thks for the link, will check it out

Anonymous said...

Hi JS,

Where do u find great jokes like that ? I did fall off my chair laughing !

Btw, is it true that foreigners with a 2nd home in Penang has somehow contributed to rising costs of properties n standards of living ?

We might enter the MM2H program offered by the M'sian govt *wink*