This coming
August 8 will be a historic day for
China and people from all over the
world will be visiting this densely populated capital in
Beijing for the
summer
Olympics games. So just scroll down
here and enjoy what China has to
offer until now........
Gentlemen......please look at the
picture and not the
English word before stepping in........!
Holy Smoke......! You guys will be charge for
molest and sexual
abuse over here.
Guys, please avoid this
public loo or else you will be a
dead meat.........

I have
deformed fingers due to
RA.....so I am
eligible......

Who is the
Queen here............?
ME...Sweet
Jasmine..?

Who is the
crazy mother who put her
child on the road....
HELP!!!
Do you want me to
kill myself......?
Sorry,....I am not
suicidal.

Goodness
gracious....can you
stop me from
dying right here if
God has his way..?

Please dial
911 if you see Sweet Jasmine
absent from the blogging
world...OK?

Oh..poor
grass.....you too need some
rest....... so ladies and gentleman,
please behave yourselves and
see where you are
going.......
Let's count...
1, 2, 3........and
jump into the cold...cold
water.
Oh dear....I had enough of this rubbish....when can they ever learn....
What will the fishes die of...........HIV ?
This post was done strictly in a jest and is not mend to offend anyone or parties concern.
12 comments:
Hi Sweet Jasmine, ha ha, love these signs. Real howlers.
I guess the thousands of English speaking visitors will have fun reading all that and more when in China. Ha ha.
You have a nice evening, Jasmine, Lee.
LOL! This is a good one!
I think they need to make sure all the toilets/restrooms have toilet paper!
little corner of mine - These will definitely put a smile on your face...after a hard day's work...
Nevermind if don't have any...can also jump into river to wash yourself...ha..ha..
btw..please claim yr tag from me...it helps with the links...have a nice day.
Horrendous English... but hilarious too!
healthfreakmom - yeah,...a lot needs to be done here...think i'll move over there to teach english..ha..ha.
i enjoyed this so much :)
bengbeng - this is only a small piece of the cake...ha..ha..you would have a good time howling til you have stomach cramps when you are over there.....
OMG!! It's gonna be such an embarrassment :P But I had a good laugh over them... LOL!!!
u.lee - oh..i almost forgot about you....yeah...real howler and confusing too.....the country is growing and progressing in all ways..but is still very backward in this language...
napaboaniya - oh..what a name you've got....6 syllables...good for brushing up our pronunciation...
and thanks for dropping by...
Ya...such an embarassment but the chinese do not see it as one..they r like the blind leading the blind...maybe it is the way all chinese read english that way..ha..ha...
LOL. The tourist there must have hard time understanding the sign.
willchua - the tourist will find themselves in some difficult situations....if these signs are not corrected....
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