Thursday, April 17, 2008

China...Oh China....! Are you ready for the Olympics......?

This coming August 8 will be a historic day for China and people from all over the world will be visiting this densely populated capital in Beijing for the
summer Olympics games. So just scroll down here and enjoy what China has to offer until now........

Gentlemen......please look at the picture and not the English word before stepping in........!

Holy Smoke......! You guys will be charge for molest and sexual abuse over here.

Guys, please avoid this public loo or else you will be a dead meat.........

I have deformed fingers due to RA.....so I am eligible......

Who is the Queen here............? ME...Sweet Jasmine..?

Who is the crazy mother who put her child on the road....HELP!!!

Do you want me to kill myself......? Sorry,....I am not suicidal.

Goodness gracious....can you stop me from dying right here if God has his way..?
Please dial 911 if you see Sweet Jasmine absent from the blogging world...OK?

Oh..poor grass.....you too need some rest....... so ladies and gentleman, please behave yourselves and see where you are going.......

Let's count...1, 2, 3........and jump into the cold...cold water.

Oh dear....I had enough of this rubbish....when can they ever learn....

What will the fishes die of...........HIV ?

This post was done strictly in a jest and is not mend to offend anyone or parties concern.

12 comments:

U.Lee said...

Hi Sweet Jasmine, ha ha, love these signs. Real howlers.
I guess the thousands of English speaking visitors will have fun reading all that and more when in China. Ha ha.
You have a nice evening, Jasmine, Lee.

Little Corner of Mine said...

LOL! This is a good one!

I think they need to make sure all the toilets/restrooms have toilet paper!

Sweet Jasmine said...

little corner of mine - These will definitely put a smile on your face...after a hard day's work...

Nevermind if don't have any...can also jump into river to wash yourself...ha..ha..

btw..please claim yr tag from me...it helps with the links...have a nice day.

Health Freak Mommy said...

Horrendous English... but hilarious too!

Sweet Jasmine said...

healthfreakmom - yeah,...a lot needs to be done here...think i'll move over there to teach english..ha..ha.

Bengbeng said...

i enjoyed this so much :)

Sweet Jasmine said...

bengbeng - this is only a small piece of the cake...ha..ha..you would have a good time howling til you have stomach cramps when you are over there.....

Napaboaniya said...

OMG!! It's gonna be such an embarrassment :P But I had a good laugh over them... LOL!!!

Sweet Jasmine said...

u.lee - oh..i almost forgot about you....yeah...real howler and confusing too.....the country is growing and progressing in all ways..but is still very backward in this language...

Sweet Jasmine said...

napaboaniya - oh..what a name you've got....6 syllables...good for brushing up our pronunciation...
and thanks for dropping by...
Ya...such an embarassment but the chinese do not see it as one..they r like the blind leading the blind...maybe it is the way all chinese read english that way..ha..ha...

willchua said...

LOL. The tourist there must have hard time understanding the sign.

Sweet Jasmine said...

willchua - the tourist will find themselves in some difficult situations....if these signs are not corrected....