Thursday, May 22, 2008

Understanding Women.............


Women are God's greatest gift to men...but many a times men do not understand women...here are some eye openers posted strictly in jest.

What Women Look for in a Partner.............???


A McDeluxe Super Giganto XXX Combo of social, emotional  and physical elements of a man.



Confident - This is KEY. If you do not have confidence, then you have a better chance of hooking up with a potato.

Smart - Are you smarter than them? Woo her with your intellectual skills.

Past - Women always fear your past, just be honest about it as women seem to have an uncanny tool of figuring it out.

Desire - They want you to long for them, to love them long time.


The Moods of a Woman..........





An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,

A woman is a bundle of contradiction,

She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,

But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,

She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,

She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,

At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,

She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.





The 7 Wisest Movie Quotes About Women....


1) "Every woman is a mystery to be solved." Don Juan DeMarco (1995) - Don Juan DeMarco (Johnny Depp)

2) "The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time." Finding Forrester (2000) - William Forrester (Sean Connery)

3) "The man is the head but the woman is the neck. She can turn the head any way she wants." My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) - Maria Portokalos (Lainie Kazan)

4) "Looks don't concern me, maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste." Amadeus (1984) - Katerina Cavalieri (Christine Ebersole)

5) "All women are wonders because they reduce all men to the obvious." Out of the Past (1947) - Leonard Eels (Ken Niles)

6) "When a woman makes a choice to marry, to have children, in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife, and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave, they take your life of details with them. And then you're expected to move again only you don't remember what moves you because no one has asked you in so long. Not even yourself." The Bridges of Madison County (1995) - Francesca Johnson (Meryl Streep)

7) "A man doesn't tell a woman what to do. She tells herself." Notorious (1946) - T.R. Devlin (Cary Grant)


14 comments:

Kok said...

sweetjasmine,
Is that what everyone described as "women are complicated"? :P

Sweet Jasmine said...

Hi, Kok...women are emotional creatures on this earth...they are not really complicated if you understand their characteristics...

Tony said...

Hahah love Veronica Rabbit! Whew.

eastcoastlife said...

My son said 'Women are hard to please.' hehe....

I feel sorry for him, my hubby and brothers. :)

Kok said...

sweetjasmine,
Maybe I should consult you when I have a girlfriend later on... :P

Sweet Jasmine said...

tony - yeah...she is a real woman..

Sweet Jasmine said...

eastcoastlife - that is becoz they do not how to please a woman...need some lessons on that too...

Sweet Jasmine said...

kok - I'll be willing to be your love consultant..when it is needed..

U.Lee said...

Hi Jasmine, thank Heavens for women, I'll take them anyway, anyhow, anytime, whatever they are....Lee.
ps, I always carry ammunition in my pocket, arhaaa ha ha.

Sweet Jasmine said...

u.lee - Hi Lee, It is right for you to thank the creator. Without women you would not have yr moonlight rendezvous......

Of course you can take women in all ways....'coz you are an expert on women architecture..so no need for those ammunitions in your pockets.....just use your tactics will do. Cheers.

Hazel said...

i think women are wonderful than men

د/أبا يحيى وادم said...

So thanks for you
Very good post
Your friend
Dr_ Ahmed Gamal

Sweet Jasmine said...

hazel - I love both...if they are sweet and nice...

bokjae said...

Hey this is a great collection of things said about understanding women! Alas with all these knowledge no man can ever fully understand a woman! Perhaps that's the No. ! Law of Attraction!